So… I am in the waiting room at the doctors office digging around in my purse while an old lady stares at me. I finally find the piece of gum I am searching for and unwrap it only to have it fling onto the floor. I stare at it a moment then lean over to retrieve it. I notice the lady still staring and now smirking. I say, “oh I hope it’s not my last piece.” I dig through my purse again and pull out the empty package. “Oh, darn. I hope that’s not a sign of how my day will go…” I say. Still staring, still smirking, she pulls a piece of gum out of her pocket. She slowly unwraps it while holding my gaze and pops it in her mouth. Chew, chew, smirk.