*I got bit on the forehead by something yesterday and now it’s swollen to the size of a ping pong ball. Should I be worried about spider eggs exploding from my face or some kind of terrible face exploding insect saliva or something?

*I admit it…
I cry every time I watch The Notebook…
I guess I also admit that I watch The Notebook…
Maybe a few times…
A month.
Kidding!
Not really…

*Dex just said “oh…crap…” I really thought we weren’t saying crap like that anymore… Oops.

*Really, how is it that I’m friends with Rachel, Rachael, Racheal, Rachell, Rachelle, Raechel, and Raychelle all pronounced the same way?

*Kai says if I were a “My Little Pony” I’d be Pinkie Pie. I’m less than enthused about that comparison.

*‎”I pretty much hate people…but you I like.”  One of the best compliments I’ve ever received.

*‎”I keep my heels, head, and standards high.”

*I love singing “happy almost birthday” to my kids all week before their birthday. Having just one day is for suckers!

*Keeping a good attitude is craptastically hard for me. It takes a lot of singing. A lot of singing.

*So hot and tired! Too many busy weekends this summer. I need a nap and some bacon.