I had my first soda (well…. let’s assume orange San Pellegrino doesn’t REALLY count as soda okay?) in over 3 months. I went with Cherry Pepsi only because Zio’s doesn’t have Coke products. I know. Sick.

Well. I drank about half of it before I had to switch to water.

It tasted like yuck and I haven’t been able to go to sleep because I’m super jittery and my heart is racing and all I want is Doritos and I feel like my blood is hot lava and my skin is crawling and I feel quite a bit like throwing up. Such a mixture of caffeine, sugar, and sodium is apparently not my friend.

This is why I stay away from alcohol and drugs. Because half a glass of Cherry Pepsi makes me react like a strung out junkie.