Kai in hallway in his boxers.
MIL: “You don’t have any clothes on!”
Kai: “Yeah.”
MIL: “Did you take a shower?”
Kai: “No, I was outside.”
MIL: “You were outside without your clothes on?!”
Kai: “No, I was taking pictures outside and there was snow up to my knees.”
MIL: “Oh.”
Me, seeing Kai for first time: ”Then why’d you take your shirt off?”
Kai: “Because my coat was open.”
Me: “What?”
Kai: “My coat was open so I had to take my shirt off.”
Me: “What?”
Kai speaking very slowly: “My coat was open and I fell into a snowdrift.”
Me: “Oh….”
Kai: “Yeah.”