7 02, 2012
  • Double the entendre

Life: Double the entendre.

By |February 7th, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

*I jacked up my wrist doing a cartwheel today. What'd you do? *Veda is 18 months old today and such a sweet, growly princess. Watch out, she may be cute but she bites. *I just can't roll my eyes hard enough. *I attended USD for 6 years and never went to any sports events. I'm

31 01, 2012
  • Songs-About-Jeans

Life: Songs About Jeans

By |January 31st, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

*Just made 5 different kinds of cookies, 3 different kinds of glaze, and a caramel sauce from scratch. Stress baking? Naw. *I'm grateful for late night conversations that don't make sense. *Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot...

24 01, 2012
  • Frosty-Boxers

Life: Frosty boxers.

By |January 24th, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

Overheard: Kai in hallway in his boxers. MIL: “You don't have any clothes on!” Kai: “Yeah.” MIL: “Did you take a shower?” Kai: “No, I was outside.” MIL: “You were outside without your clothes on?!” Kai: “No, I was taking pictures outside and there was snow up to my knees.” MIL: “Oh.” Me, seeing Kai

10 01, 2012
  • Maximum-Speed

Life: Maximum speed.

By |January 10th, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

Kai: "We're going roughly the maximum speed of a house cat." Me: "I'll maximum speed your housecat....... Ooo that was a good one." Kai: "...yeah it was..."  

3 01, 2012
  • Thigh-High-Boots

Life: Thigh High Boots

By |January 3rd, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

*Watching Arsenic and Old Lace. Watched Charade earlier. Nothing beats Cary Grant being silly when you don't feel well. *Nutty Bars. That's all I want. *Dex was really upset when he saw snow on our cars this morning. Obviously he's my son. *Courage, Kit. It's just skinny jeans and cute boots. Every other mom is

20 12, 2011
  • Naughty-List

Life: Naughty list.

By |December 20th, 2011|Categories: Life|

Dear Random Lady at Target: Please don't walk up to my 2 1/2 year old who is crying and tell him that Santa is watching and he better stop being such a naughty boy. He was crying because his finger got pinched, he was hurt, and didn't want to be in the cart. He's not