*I jacked up my wrist doing a cartwheel today. What'd you do? *Veda is 18 months old today and such a sweet, growly princess. Watch out, she may be cute but she bites. *I just can't roll my eyes hard enough. *I attended USD for 6 years and never went to any sports events. I'm
*Just made 5 different kinds of cookies, 3 different kinds of glaze, and a caramel sauce from scratch. Stress baking? Naw. *I'm grateful for late night conversations that don't make sense. *Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot...
Overheard: Kai in hallway in his boxers. MIL: “You don't have any clothes on!” Kai: “Yeah.” MIL: “Did you take a shower?” Kai: “No, I was outside.” MIL: “You were outside without your clothes on?!” Kai: “No, I was taking pictures outside and there was snow up to my knees.” MIL: “Oh.” Me, seeing Kai
Kai: "We're going roughly the maximum speed of a house cat." Me: "I'll maximum speed your housecat....... Ooo that was a good one." Kai: "...yeah it was..."
*Watching Arsenic and Old Lace. Watched Charade earlier. Nothing beats Cary Grant being silly when you don't feel well. *Nutty Bars. That's all I want. *Dex was really upset when he saw snow on our cars this morning. Obviously he's my son. *Courage, Kit. It's just skinny jeans and cute boots. Every other mom is
Dear Random Lady at Target: Please don't walk up to my 2 1/2 year old who is crying and tell him that Santa is watching and he better stop being such a naughty boy. He was crying because his finger got pinched, he was hurt, and didn't want to be in the cart. He's not