*Just made 5 different kinds of cookies, 3 different kinds of glaze, and a caramel sauce from scratch. Stress baking? Naw. *I'm grateful for late night conversations that don't make sense. *Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot...
Awkward: * Most of my awkwards and awesomes are too personal or snarky to actually share with anyone but my husband. Just think about THAT. * When women post photos of their positive pregnancy test. Um... You peed on that... Made so much worse when you don't put the cap back on the end. (I
Overheard: Kai in hallway in his boxers. MIL: “You don't have any clothes on!” Kai: “Yeah.” MIL: “Did you take a shower?” Kai: “No, I was outside.” MIL: “You were outside without your clothes on?!” Kai: “No, I was taking pictures outside and there was snow up to my knees.” MIL: “Oh.” Me, seeing Kai
Awkward: * Dex: "No, you *need* to put it on my butt." "I'm too sad to open the door." "I don't like to eat dogs anymore." "Oh, so cute (when we saw deer poop in the yard)." And "No, *you* will poop rainbows, Mommy." * When I warn Veda not to do something she gives
Awkward: * Being twinsies with the husband, again, but not realizing it until we've already left the house. Then realizing we dressed the kids just like us. Yep, we're that creepy family that dresses alike right down to our kicks. * Strangers saying, "oh it sounds like somebody needs a nap!" to your screaming 2
Kai: "We're going roughly the maximum speed of a house cat." Me: "I'll maximum speed your housecat....... Ooo that was a good one." Kai: "...yeah it was..."
Awkward: * Doing one of those fancy dance off games with my sisters in front of a crowd of 30ish people. Some of those moves were raaaaaacy. * Turns out my new blog name was too similar to a popular porn site. Yikes! Back to square one. Suggestions? * When people say, "oh you look
*Watching Arsenic and Old Lace. Watched Charade earlier. Nothing beats Cary Grant being silly when you don't feel well. *Nutty Bars. That's all I want. *Dex was really upset when he saw snow on our cars this morning. Obviously he's my son. *Courage, Kit. It's just skinny jeans and cute boots. Every other mom is