31 01, 2012
  • Songs-About-Jeans

Life: Songs About Jeans

By |January 31st, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

*Just made 5 different kinds of cookies, 3 different kinds of glaze, and a caramel sauce from scratch. Stress baking? Naw. *I'm grateful for late night conversations that don't make sense. *Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot...

27 01, 2012
  • Midnight-Brownies

Awkward/Awesome: Midnight Brownies.

By |January 27th, 2012|Categories: Awkward Awesome|Tags: |

Awkward: * Most of my awkwards and awesomes are too personal or snarky to actually share with anyone but my husband. Just think about THAT. * When women post photos of their positive pregnancy test. Um... You peed on that... Made so much worse when you don't put the cap back on the end. (I

24 01, 2012
  • Frosty-Boxers

Life: Frosty boxers.

By |January 24th, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

Overheard: Kai in hallway in his boxers. MIL: “You don't have any clothes on!” Kai: “Yeah.” MIL: “Did you take a shower?” Kai: “No, I was outside.” MIL: “You were outside without your clothes on?!” Kai: “No, I was taking pictures outside and there was snow up to my knees.” MIL: “Oh.” Me, seeing Kai

20 01, 2012
  • Rainbows

Awkward/Awesome: Rainbows.

By |January 20th, 2012|Categories: Awkward Awesome|Tags: |

Awkward: * Dex: "No, you *need* to put it on my butt." "I'm too sad to open the door." "I don't like to eat dogs anymore." "Oh, so cute (when we saw deer poop in the yard)." And "No, *you* will poop rainbows, Mommy." * When I warn Veda not to do something she gives

13 01, 2012
  • Superstitious

Awkward/Awesome: Superstitious?

By |January 13th, 2012|Categories: Awkward Awesome|Tags: |

Awkward: * Being twinsies with the husband, again, but not realizing it until we've already left the house. Then realizing we dressed the kids just like us. Yep, we're that creepy family that dresses alike right down to our kicks. * Strangers saying, "oh it sounds like somebody needs a nap!" to your screaming 2

10 01, 2012
  • Maximum-Speed

Life: Maximum speed.

By |January 10th, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

Kai: "We're going roughly the maximum speed of a house cat." Me: "I'll maximum speed your housecat....... Ooo that was a good one." Kai: "...yeah it was..."  

6 01, 2012
  • Stripper-Moves-and-Porn-Sites

Awkward/Awesome: Stripper Moves and Porn Sites.

By |January 6th, 2012|Categories: Awkward Awesome|Tags: |

Awkward: * Doing one of those fancy dance off games with my sisters in front of a crowd of 30ish people. Some of those moves were raaaaaacy. * Turns out my new blog name was too similar to a popular porn site. Yikes! Back to square one. Suggestions? * When people say, "oh you look

3 01, 2012
  • Thigh-High-Boots

Life: Thigh High Boots

By |January 3rd, 2012|Categories: Life|Tags: |

*Watching Arsenic and Old Lace. Watched Charade earlier. Nothing beats Cary Grant being silly when you don't feel well. *Nutty Bars. That's all I want. *Dex was really upset when he saw snow on our cars this morning. Obviously he's my son. *Courage, Kit. It's just skinny jeans and cute boots. Every other mom is